Joke of the week

Our Canadian rep tells of a girl band hitting the headlines in Mountieland - they’re lesbian dyslexics and their signature tune “ is this the way to Ramadildo”

Funny Funny
Maritime rep recently on a yachting holiday in Bosnia - or somewhere - with rugby ‘chappies’, tells of Trevor G being captured by bandits and held to ransom; Captain Matt, refused to pay the 75p: Trev said it was the most frightening experience of his life - made his hair stand on end. He promised the bandits to send the 75p care of America Express!

It’s been suggested that I start a page for ‘Barnsleys Golfing Tips’ or ‘Guitar tips’; or ‘maths tips’or ‘walking quickly down hill tips’!

Panto and Lorraine - They’ve offered a fiver towards the reception so rumour has it. PANTO SAYS - TOTALLY WRONG - TWO AND A HALF QUID IS AS FAR AS HE’LL GO!

Rumour has it that there’s a new hotel opening in Sherwood Road - it’s going to be called ‘chez shagging’. Best value apparently, a hammock on the decking.